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wardenapproaches:

Daily checklist of affirmations:

  1. Nothing wrong with me
  2. Nothing wrong with me
  3. Nothing wrong with me
  4. Nothing wrong with me

brightlotusmoon:

naamahdarling:

chooh2:

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several what

Him innocent

indexproxies:

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this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

gothdoggirl:

gothdoggirl:

korbensdeliveryservice:

gothdoggirl:

gothdoggirl:

sillysayaka:

tumblr added another secret feature. if you make a post and just type “gullible”, it turns it into a different message. tell me which one you got!

gullible!!

this is so fucked up how could you do this to me op

no no you just have to do the word by itself without any punctuation!

gullible

NOT ONCE BUT TWICE I AM BETRAYED IM LIKE IF CEASER WAS A LESBIAN

scorpiontattoo:

scorpiontattoo:

jerking off isnt working anymore i need to drink human blood

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do you want this fucking iv bag with a silly straw in it or not

killorbekillian:

killorbekillian:

killorbekillian:

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do you know how rare it is for me to have a post on my main blog that breaks 1k notes? this is is really the one the people have chosen?

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THIS WAS NOT MY WHOLE MEAL. I WAS JUST GONNA ADD IT TO INSTANT RAMEN. DON’T KICK ME WHILE I’M DOWN.

pointnclick:

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

mortimermcmirestinks:

teaboot:

A phone notification showing what appears to be a bright orange triangle with a black exclamation mark next to text reading, "KAIJU". Faded grey text around the alert reads "Spotify: playing on this phone right now", and lists the artist, "Softwilly". Upon first glance, it looks like a weather alert broadcast.ALT

I thought this was a fucking weather warning

#ALERT#GODZILLAS DICK IS FLACCID

kipplekipple:

the-angry-folklorist:

fedgf1-deactivated20220521:

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Violence

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This is a @scyphers post if ever I saw one